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Friday, 28 July 2017

Throw away society

Throw away society

If an electric flat iron packs in,
The voices in the background say, 
Throw it away.
If a favorite Hairdryer expires,
A chorus pipes up, loud and clear,
Throw it away

You have a special night light, in case
There is a NY black out, during a car chase 
Taking place on TV, a voice calls out 
It won’t pay you to repair it, just chuck it out.

Whether it’s the kettle, The two ring stove,
The washing machine or damaged clothes,
If you ever suggest that maybe it can be repaired.
My sons amongst others say, throw it away.

I fixed something, quite recently almost as good as new,
After five days for no reason at all, the bloody thing blew
The damage was ten times what it would have cost,
Had I bought a replacement brand new
       I now support the “Throw Away Society”.

My wife and I are members of “The Antique Club”.
Entitled to join when you are over seventy- eight.
        We discuss with love and contemplate 
        the possibility, We could one day be.
  Victims of “The Throw away Society”.


By Hillie Feldman 24th August 2003

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