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Monday, 21 August 2017

"All I could say was Oi Oi VAY"

All I could say was Oi, Oi, VAY"

It was all rush, scoot, scurry, hasten and flurry
We were at the airport in a terrific hurry
As usual we had left things more than a little late,
Our taxi driver, a lunatic, with an urgent date
Was going to prove that he could get there on time, NOT LATE.

At the wheel, he was king of all he surveyed
Stop street, TRAFFIC SIGNS, were no import to this guy,
He tore round corners leaving long lines, dazed,
Pedestrians who thought their time had come, to die.

He over-took everything, hugging the crown.
While on-coming traffic failed to deny
This juggernaut, with flashing eye, and screeching horn
Chased every car, until a 3 Story high,
Bore down on us, like a threatening storm.

Without a second's hesitation, not a word did he say
With two wheels on the tarmac, two on display,
   shock absorbers moaning, he returned to our lane
   almost touching the side of the speeding “Train”
As he changed direction, with no change of speed
   all of our insides shook like a reed.

Behind us we could hear screeching, brakes, and a thump-
Metal crumpled as wrecked cars joined the dump.
We flew on like the wind, pleading with him to go slow
“You will get us all killed” my wife bellowed,
“beseder” he said “it’s OK we are nearly there, now”

We dashed up to the AIRPORT “never ever again,”
I paid him his fare plus 20 more, I wasn’t sure, that he was sane
I packed a trolley, rushed the family through the door
Arriving at the Counter in time, if not before
“Bangkok?”  Sorry Sir, there’s a two hour delay.
All I could say was Oi, Oi, VAY"

Hillie Feldman 24th April 2000

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