U.N.O.

                             U.N.O.

Maybe you know the latest buzz at the Uno

   Is that Goliath has become a Jew

  And that David in a version of completely new

  Is the little P.L.O. so weak and so few.

Of course it’s a known fact that the Arabs

  Already have 99.9% of the Middle East

  But their appetite grows like active yeast

  And will not be satisfied until they have the lot

                and we less than the least.

By Hillie Feldman  29^th October 2000